If you’ve ever wondered what ‘class’ you fell into in the affiliate marketing world, than you likely need to get your ass back to work. But in the interests of having some fun this holiday season, here’s a quiz to help tell you where exactly you stand in the AM’ing industry food chain.
For your convenience, the points you should award yourself for each answer immediately follow each question so go and get a piece of paper or a calculator or something. I’m not saying whether a high score or low score is better, but if you have half a brain you might be able to figure it out before the quizis all over.
You ready?
Let’s go!
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1. What do you pull in monetarily?
A.) Usually double to triple of whatever time, money or effort I put in.
B.) Enough to work from home and constantly have awkward conversations about my profession.
C.) Around $0.12 cents in monthly Adsense revenue. I’M CLIMBING THAT LADDER! WOO!
D.) Just the negative amount of money I spend on ridiculously priced e-books.
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 2 – D: 0
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2. Word/phrase association! Pyramid schemes. Go!
A.) Garbage. Whoever runs them should be shot and thrown into the ocean.
B.) Waste of time.
C.) Deliciously genius!
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 3 – C: 0
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3. How many questions do you ask your fellow AM’ers per day?
A.) I don’t ask, only answer.
B.) A few but only if I’m really stuck.
C.) Not sure exactly but somewhere in the several dozen range.
D.) Enough to get me banned from every chat and/or message board I spammed them on. Hey, how come my Adsense account was banned?
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 3 – C: 1 – D: 0
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4. Wicked Fire is to educational as The ‘Warrior’ Forum is to:
A.) Unproductive blabber. Most of them should be shot and thrown into the ocean.
B.) Fun… to throw Internet rocks at!
C.) Named incorrectly.
D.) Home sweet home baby!
E.) Hey, how do I get to this warriors forum? Do they know anything about Adsense?
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 3 – D: 1 – E: -1
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5. When things get tough you…
A.) Get tougher.
B.) Just deal with it.
C.) Look for the light at the end of the tunnel.
D.) Go and play some Xbox Live.
E.) Cry like a little bitch.
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 3 – D: 1 – E: 0
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6. If at first you don’t succeed than…
A.) Keep trying until you do.
B.) Have your affiliate manager hook you up with some ill creative’s.
C.) Start from scratch with something completely different.
D.) Go buy an e-book!
E.) Whine like a little bitch.
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 3 – C: 2 – D: 0 – E: -2
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7. Black Hat; White Hat; Blue Hat; Yellow Hat with Green polka dots: Which hat is the best?
A.) All of them.
B.) Depends on your skill set.
C.) My favorite color is orange thanks.
D.) Whichever hat is for selling acai berries.
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 0 – D: -1
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8. True or False: You are the best affiliate marketer in the history of the entire universe.
A.) True.
B.) False.
C.) Can you help me set up my Wordpress blog?
D.) No comment.
Answer points key: A: -5 – B: 2 – C: -1 – D: 5
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9. For whatever reason, you’ve been teleported back into the 60’s to work at an up and coming advertisement agency. Where would you be in the 70’s?
A.) Retired.
B.) In upper management breezing through life.
C.) Trying to invent the Internet.
D.) Dead because your pyramid scheme blabber was mistaken for communist propaganda.
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 2 – D: -1
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10. I say acai. You say:
A.) Too easy.
B.) Nameweightloss.com ftw!
C.) I wish I had to worry about the FTC
D.) What are the cost per clicks on acai Adsense ads?
Answer points key: A: 5 – B: 4 – C: 2 – D: -10
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Pencils down! Congratulations to you if you managed to get all the way through. If you didn’t and are just scrolling down to spoil the classes surprise, well, then you fucking disgust me…
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The answer points class key:
46 – 50: Guru
38 – 45: Super duper affiliate
25 – 37: Acceptable affiliate
6 – 24: Non-affiliate of questionable intelligence and/or character
-10 – 5: Fail
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Want an in-depth analysis of your affiliate marketing class that’s likely several points too high and generous? Of course you do!
All good things do NOT come in bunches so you’ll have to stay tuned for the detailed write ups for what score you got soon!
Nice, Lol
although I think I am just a freakin’ noob, not, so the intelligence quip was just unwarrented
Great Work.