The answer points class key:

46 – 50: Guru

38 – 45: Super duper affiliate

25 – 37: Acceptable affiliate

6 – 24: Non-affiliate of questionable intelligence and/or character

-10 – 5: Fail

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Guru:

Congratulations, you are an affiliate marketing guru. With celebrity status among nearly everyone in the industry, it�s common knowledge that you�ve been making them Benjamin�s for a long time now and from all sorts of different directions! You don�t talk about it much, but that�s just because you don’t have to. You’s be a guru, yo!

Fun, likely untrue fact:

The song �Get Money� was allegedly inspired by an afternoon lunch with an affiliate marketing guru.

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Super duper affiliate:

They don�t go putting the word �super� in front of just anything these days and in your case it�s no different. You rarely do anything idiotic thanks to either because of unfortunate (but valuable!) firsthand experience or because you�ve had the good sense to actually learn from other people�s mistakes and not just laugh at them.

Fun holiday fact:

Super duper affiliates get the ill hookups from their affiliate networks� holiday packages. Personally signed Christmas themed appreciation card anyone?

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Acceptable affiliate:

You won�t be winning any awards anytime soon but you have shown you can withstand the vigor�s of the business and not quite like a pansy. You�re up for making money any possible way you can, even if that means creating an affiliate marketing �class� quiz.

The optimism factor:

At this level you can either be optimistic or pessimistic. If you�re glasses of Pepsi are always half empty than watch out! You have nowhere to go but down you negative bastard!

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Non-affiliate of questionable intelligence and/or character:

The only way you can really be commended is if you take into account that you at least somehow found out about affiliate marketing. However due to your failure to understand the basic concepts involved in making a profit, you are living proof of the statement �Even a broken clock is right twice a day�. You are in essence, a broken clock. Congratulations.

Word on the street:

The streets have reported that an �affiliate� at this level is so horrible at making money that even a simple PPC zip submit manages to prevent catastrophic-esque problems. There is little hope for them either unless they can manage to wean themselves off of the nuts of the e-book waste of time and money train.

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Fail:

While clearly kryptonite to those with basically functioning brain skills, you are entranced and turned on by pyramid schemes, mile long e-book sales pitches and the misconceived notion that you�re not completely and utterly failing in every regard. Not only should you drop out of the affiliate marketing game, but you should also apologize for the disgusting scourge that you constantly pollute the earth with. Perhaps you should go and so something nice and safe like sell slippers for a living.

Completely untrue scientific report:

It has been stated that these fail level affiliate marketers – nay – these failing HUMAN BEINGS lack the capacity to notice that they never do anything productive and that they annoy the shit out of all whom they come into contact with. While natural selection is constantly striking down these leeches, there�s always some more to spring up in their place. One can seem to only take solace that this class of fail is present in every walk of life and is unfortunately a major side effect of everyone being able to use the Internet.

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